Total Medals Earned: 419 (From 112 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,355 Points
Medals Earned: 2/30 (15/720 points)
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Rob a store
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
You beat level 1! Awesome, I guess
You beat level 2! Wow, you're actually playing this
Ten points to you! You're a real winner!!!
A little harder than the others, but you managed to get through it
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/275 points)
WINNER
you lose too many time
this man is a goat of thumbness
dunkin
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/95 points)
rock.
Just like real life, this does not guarantee you a living.
You Win!!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/55 points)
Start the game
Score 5 Points
Score 10 Points
Score 25 Points
Medals Earned: 2/18 (55/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Achieve the Rank CA
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
You went and looked into the Kickstarted, wow!